Searching for Muses: VA Earthquake a Biblical Sign

Yes, someone searched for this earlier: is virginia earthquake a biblical sign O ye dilettantes!  No, no the VA earthquake is not a Biblical sign.  Please, for the love of Pete, stop thinking that everything that happens to the planet is a Biblical sign.  It isn’t.

Searching for Muses: Ninjas and James McGrath

Hmmm… so someone found my blog today by searching: james mcgrath ninja girlfriend Is there something our friend James isn’t telling us?

Searching for Muses: Alexander the Great on Jesus?

Yes, someone legitimately searched for ‘alexander the great quotes on jesus‘ and got to my blog.  First, I really hope that they were not searching for quotes from Alexander the Great on the figure of Jesus.  I really, really, really hope they weren’t.  In fact, I’m going to delude myself into thinking people aren’t that [...]

Searching for Muses: Do Bible Verses Support Osama’s Death?

According to statistics today, a great deal of blog hits have come from people searching for Biblical support for Osama’s death.  I worry greatly about people who seek validation for modern affairs in a book, as a part of a corpus of other books, gathered hundreds of years ago, wherein the books within were written [...]

Searching for Muses: Is the Hebrew Bible True?

It’s that time again… I looked over the list of people who found my blog via searching Google and this question popped up.  For those who might also be curious, I thought I might help offer some clarification for you so you can better answer the question yourselves. First, clarify your question.  For what exactly [...]

Searching for Muses: New 10 Plagues?

Of course the dilettantes continue on with their lunacy.  Someone today found my blog today searching: rain of dead birds are part of the new 10 plagues Right…new 10 plagues… because God wants to, what, terrorize us with dead birds and fish?  The whole point of the plagues on Egypt was they they were living; [...]

Searching for Muses: More Dilettantes Looking for Birds and Fish

More people confusing the meaning of “Biblical” and “in the Bible:” dead birds is this in the bible does bible tell of birds falling from the sky bible study dead birds does the bible say about dead birds in the end times scripture in bible that talks about birds falling dead from the sky arkansas [...]

Searching for Muses: The Bible, Plagues, and Arkansas

So how did someone find my blog today? They searched (quote): where in the kjv does it tell of dead birds falling from the sky and dead fish in the waters/ Well, for those wondering, the Bible doesn’t say anything about these two.  Why?  Because the books of the Bible were written a long time [...]

Searching for Muses: Aliens Abusing God

Someone found my blog today searching for (wait for it…): ”aliens sexual abuse god channel” Wut?

Searching for Muses: Jesus on the Argo?

How did someone find my blog today?  They searched for “Jason and the Argonauts meet Jesus?” and somehow, by some unexplored realm of the interwebs, they came to find this blog.