How does one think they can get away with this? Seriously? Shame on you, Joel Watts. Shame.
LOUISVILLE, Ky. — A Louisville man is facing criminal charges after, police said, he attempted to smuggle poultry out of a grocery store by concealing it in his shorts.
According to arrest records, Steven P. Malone was seen stuffing four pounds of chicken down the front of his shorts around 4 p.m. Sunday at a Valu Market on Mitscher Avenue.
Police said he was walking down the aisle with his shorts falling down past his knees.
According to arrest records, he was confronted by store personnel.
Police said Malone smelled of alcohol.
He also had two packages of M&Ms in his pockets, police said.
Malone is charged with theft and public intoxication.