Joel is right, I’ve totally committed the biggest ruse in the history of ruses. Clearly I’m just making it all up that I attend Rutgers.
First, I got myself a Rutgers.edu email account (because anyone can, apparently).
Next, I got me a student ID and a password (because master thief), which I then used to register for classes (but of course I won’t ever go—muahahahaha!) and pick my majors (I’m so tricksie).
Then, I hired a Special Effects crew to manufacture a set that looks identical to the Rutgers campus in New Brunswick. After which, I took crappy iPhone pictures of myself on set so people would think I was going to class.
But not before buying all of this Rutgers gear so I could look and act the part.
And clearly this is all legit, since this is way more believable for some people than the fact that I actually attend Rutgers (obvi).
UPDATE: Apparently the other question raised is whether or not I went to Montgomery County Community College (I don’t know why this is a thing). It seems Mr. Ellis doesn’t know how to fact-check even the most basic things. Here is the note in question.
Whiskey. Tango. Foxtrot.
So what Mr. Ellis doesn’t understand is that I attended MontCo when I was first going back to college. As many students here in the United States do, I went to a community college first because it is (a) cost effective and (b) it was nearby. I seriously lived a few blocks away. It was perfect. I transferred out of MOntCo to Northampton Community College when I moved away and went there for about two semesters until I transferred again to Rutgers University. Again, typical of many college students, I transferred into a 4-year institution when I had enough credits and a great GPA (since I had been out of school for six years when I initially started considering college).
But Mr. Ellis doesn’t get that because he has no clue how academics function, or even the basic inclination of how college works or how typical students plan ahead because he has no academic background whatsoever. He’s also too dense and far too set in his ways to even be bothered to fact-check the most minuscule information. Of course MontCo has no record of me as a student there right now; I transferred out in 2011. That was 3 years ago. But I still have access to my Student Portal:
My name is clearly visible as logged-in; you can get access to this unless you’re a student with a log-in. But I really don’t expect Mr. Ellis to care. Since he has his own delusional world view where, in it, I am a deceitful, angry con-man who throws stones at True Academics™ which is how Mr. Ellis sees himself. And so in order to keep his mental delusion set in stone, he has to fabricate a world where I’m the bad guy and he is the good guy and any information contrary to that must be deleted or destroyed (which is why he deletes comments that contradict his claims on his FB page). It’s pretty tragic and in a way I really feel bad for Mr. Ellis. I do, I pity him. It must be lonely in his closed-in fictional world.