Depravity: Burglars Mistake Cremated Ashes for Drugs

This is depraved on two levels: (1) theft and (2) drug abuse.

MIAMI — Burglars snorted the cremated remains of a man and two dogs in the mistaken belief that they had stolen illegal drugs, Florida sheriff’s deputies said Wednesday.

The ashes were taken from a woman’s home in the central Florida town of Silver Springs Shores on Dec. 15. The thieves took an urn containing the ashes of her father and another container with the ashes of her two Great Danes, along with electronic equipment and jewelry, the Marion County Sheriff’s Office said.

Investigators learned what happened to the ashes after they arrested five teens in connection with another burglary attempt at a nearby home last week.

“The suspects mistook the ashes for either cocaine or heroin. It was soon discovered that the suspects snorted some of the ashes believing they were snorting cocaine,” the sheriff’s report said.

Once they realized their error, the suspects discussed returning the remaining ashes but threw them in a lake instead because they thought their fingerprints were on the containers, sheriff’s spokesman Judge Cochran said.

Police divers were trying to recover the ashes. The suspects were jailed on numerous charges of burglary and other crimes

via Burglars mistake man’s ashes for coke, snort away – U.S. news – Weird news –

It’s actually really pathetic that people are this addicted to substances.


Depravity: Student on LSD Runs Naked Around Campus

What is it with drug abuse and being naked?

A 19-year-old Lehigh University student who allegedly took LSD, ran naked through the hallways and pulled a dorm fire alarm will face most of the charges in Northampton County Court.

Some of the charges against Nicholas Tanen of Harleysville were modified when he appeared Monday before District Judge Nancy Matos Gonzalez.

Charges of resisting arrest and criminal trespass were dropped, and Assistant District Attorney Patricia Broscius amended a charge of indecent assault to attempted indecent assault.

via Bethlehem Lehigh LSD: Student allegedly pulled fire alarm and ran naked during LSD trip –

Depravity: Woman Stores Pills Where?!


MANATEE — When Jessi Lynn Clark pulled out Oxycodone and Xanax pills from her crotch during a traffic stop, she immediately told officers they weren’t hers, according to the Bradenton Police Department.

Clark, 29, was a passenger in the car that was pulled over at 12:15 p.m. Thursday in the 1300 block of First Street West because she was not wearing a seat belt.

via Woman claims pills in her private area weren’t hers – Breaking News –

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