Idiocy: Man Playing Real-Life ‘Frogger’ Hit by SUV

In what might be the biggest d’uh moment of the year, this bright beacon of hope for humanity didn’t seem to recall how the frogs went “splat” often before making it to the other side…

A man has been hospitalized after police in South Carolina say he was hit by an SUV while playing a real-life version of the video game “Frogger.”

Authorities said the 23-year-old man was taken to a hospital in Anderson after he was struck at around 9 p.m. Monday.

In the “Frogger” arcade game, players move frogs through traffic on a busy road and through a hazard-filled river. Before he was hit, police say the man had been discussing the game with his friends.

Chief Jimmy Dixon says the man yelled “go” and darted into oncoming traffic in the four-lane highway.

via Cops: Man playing real-life ‘Frogger’ hit by SUV – U.S. news – Weird news – msnbc.com.

*headdesk*

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